New i$h

I've been trekkin' MMOs lately, and I finally decided to make some actual use for this said trekkin'. Mainly just to justify playing MMOs, but hey, an excuse is an excuse. 

 

I suppose to start out this introduction to nothing I should say what MMOs I played already--or MMOs that I got sick of and thus have no desire to talk about on this here weblog.

 

The games I've trekked' already:

EVE Online

Age of Conan

SMT Online

 

I guess I figured the list would be longer and would thus actually deserve a colon, but whatever, "It is written," and so it shall be. 

 

Now to the (less) fun part: Sayin’ which games I’ll actually be playing for the next few weeks--or days depending on how boring they are.

 

The game I'm in right now is Ultima Online. Of course, I'm playing on a private server, but shoot me. EA doesn't give a sack of walnuts about what happens to Ultima, anyway. Besides, I'll bet the private server I'm on has more people playing on it than EA's official servers.

 

After my exploits in Ultima bore my eyes out of their leather sockets, I'll be limping into Everquest--nothing after that; no two, no adventures, just plain old Everquest.  I've played it before--for like an hour--so, it won't be entirely new for me, but it should be interesting anyway considering it's like ten frickin’ years old.

 

I probably should mention that this "i$h" is going to be called "Master of Nothing," or at least something like that. Speaking of names and such, I'd also like to (but probably never will) make a column called "What the Eff is Nobody Doing" where I write about music, games, movies and other i$h nobody gives an aborted baby about.

 

So without further ado: Get the eff on with your life, Mr. and Miss Nobdy, 'cause I'm not going to go get on with mine.

 

P.S. I don’t feel like writing about MMOs I feel like I did a little more than just trek in. Namely, WoW. I’d rather not dwell on the fact that I can never get those 200+ hours of my life back.

 

P.P.S. In re-reading this, I think it’s safe to say this was most definitely a train wreck of a post. I officially apologize for hitting “Publish Post.”